My Dodge Aries K

This car is not exactly General Lee If you look at it, you will turn away quickly It can move when I get it started I wonder why the previous owner of this car wanted to discard it I get these teenage punks who ask me in a laughing manner, do you wanna race I act like I can't hear and respond, New York City didn't make Pace The a/c works very efficient in the winter time I made my last payment, now she's all mine As people stare, I yell go ahead, make my day I take such pride in my Dodge Aries K What was Chrysler thinking when they stopped production on such a masterpiece My vinyl seats and no carpet, this car is made to repel fleas I had to sign a waiver that I would not sue the seller if I contracted Lock Jaw Or if the look of my car should cause a brawl Come on honeys, check out what I have to offer these days Experience some romance in the back seat of my Dodge Aries K The homies said I should park it in a garage and try to hide her They said this is the only car in history that could not be a Low Rider The brothers tell me no way on twenty fours They tell me drive it off a dock and hope it never washes up on shore Even the nerds have their smart ellecky things to say They just don't understand my love for my Dodge Aries K