My Denim Dilemma

Thirty years ago I was a boy of fifteen Shoulder length hair growth Biker boots and skinny jeans My Father's best birthday gift A stunning Levi denim jacket Everyday since I've worn it It's gained a few patches Recently divorced I met a lady Sweet as a honey pot Who loves and respects me But we've hit a bad spot Jealousy of my denim relations Is causing a massive strain Her demands were outrageous She wants to burn my denim This denim is my best mate With lots of fond memories Even wore it on our first date Her reply made me worry It was your charm that I liked And your good looks obviously Your clothes are a terrible sight To be so insulting is a liberty So now I'm in limbo Lose my precious denim Or the girl has to go What a terrible dilemma I'm in