My Deepest Hatred

My Deepest Hatred I hate you Honestly, I cannot stand looking at you You have become a pain in my ass You don’t listen to me You do whatever you want to do Whenever you want to do it You destroy my life My work and my soul I am so sorry we ever met True, we have been close for so long You have been my best friend Ever since the moment you came into my life Now, I would love to get rid of you Throw you in the trash where you belong Get you out of my life I want to once again play games with you Share my poetry and stories with you To spend so many hours looking at funny cat videos But, that time is over Your keyboard doesn’t work the way it should You mousepad is totally brain damaged And even your grammar check doesn’t work I am tired of you and Best Buy is having a sale So you are gone Left out on the stairs so someone else can have you Maybe you’ll behave for them All the while I play with my new best friend A two terabyte angel With a nineteen inch screen And a wireless keyboard I could say that I will miss you, but I won’t So all I will say is goodbye And you will be gone Your battery will be dead But you will not be mine So, I couldn’t care less.