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My Date With Taylor Swift

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"I loooove Taylor Swift. I'm a devoted Swiftie." "GAAA! Why didn't you tell me that on the first date?" "Excuse me?" "Look, I'm a classic rock guy, you know, Bad Company, Queen, Zep." "ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TAY TAY?" "Hey c'mon babe, can you just chill a bit, someone might hear you? I got a reputation to protect." "Alright fine. (gets an epiphany, flashes him an impish smile) You know, her new video just came out, take a look." (he feels a foot rubbing up and down his leg, ever so gingerly). "Okay but geez, let's do it on the down low, huh?" (hands him her phone) "Um, you're sweating." "Wha? Man, this restaurant must be ninety degrees." "Mmm hmm." (On the drive home) "So, next Friday let's say we do a movie?" "Call me, maybe" "I feel the lavender haze creeping up on me..." "Im sorry, what did you say?" "Oh, uh, 'WE WILL WE WLL ROCK YOU'..." (she smiles a discreet victory smile)

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Bill Baker

Date: 12/4/2023 5:36:00 PM

Smiling all the way though this one, Tommy. I had to go back a way to find one I hadn't commented on. It was worth the time and energy. Very entertaining poetry, my friend. Bill

Tom Woody
Date: 12/6/2023 6:44:00 AM

Silly but fun. Thx Bill

Kelli White

Date: 9/27/2023 3:29:00 AM

Hahaha, stand your ground, very funny indeed,Kelli

Tom Woody
Date: 9/27/2023 5:56:00 AM

Slipping...

Robert Schatz

Date: 9/23/2023 2:20:00 PM

I got a kick out of this one Tom. So different from the other ones of yours I've read. I came so close to seeing Zep. Tix were to go on sale any day and then John Bonham died (rest his soul). Did you ever get to see them?

Tom Woody
Date: 9/23/2023 3:37:00 PM

No but I've seen quite a few others

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 9/6/2023 12:26:00 PM

I'm a Robbie girl,I'm a Queen Girl,I'm a Beatles Girl & I'm an Elton's girl, Oh gee cant be an Elton's girl right,haha??.I do like Taylor Swift..Loved your take on on this,humorous & fun.

Tom Woody
Date: 9/6/2023 1:11:00 PM

I'm pretty eclectic in my music choices, but I'll never be a Swiftie :)

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 9/2/2023 2:18:00 PM

I liked this narrative Tom. It was light and conversational and felt realistic. Give me Tina Turner any day. She truly rocked my world.

Tom Woody
Date: 9/2/2023 4:01:00 PM

She rocked a lot of worlds. Thx for visit

Robert Lindley

Date: 9/1/2023 11:52:00 AM

Sorry my friend, but I am old time rocknroll and old time country. This newer stuff does not really interest me. Only a few of the newer artists are good, imho. Ilike the way you did this fine narrative poem. God bless.

Tom Woody
Date: 9/1/2023 1:40:00 PM

Well, gotta admit she's hot but... thx Robert

Hiya Sharma

Date: 8/30/2023 1:20:00 AM

Oh, this is such a creatively crafted piece, made me laugh a bit, the wordplay is quite witty with perfect flow and captivating scripting! Although, I do love some old songs of Tay and some songs of Evermore n Folklore as well.. Many times, it's not the rhythm but the lyrics that get me with her songs.. Well, I love this piece, it's so good to have some Classic Rock fun :)

Tom Woody
Date: 8/30/2023 5:46:00 AM

That's it. Nothing serious here. Just a little humor. Thx much

Brandy Nicole

Date: 8/29/2023 1:40:00 PM

Ummm, so you say, you're not a fan of Tay ? "Shake it Off, Shake it Off !" It's okay. :) Cute and clever you are, Tom. Classic Rock, is here to stay. :)

Brandy Nicole
Date: 8/29/2023 1:53:00 PM

Same, I have nothing against Tay Tay, but Classic Rock is the best ! :)

Tom Woody
Date: 8/29/2023 1:41:00 PM

Nothing against Tay Tay, she's just not my gig. Classic rock girl Brandy! Gotta love it

Akkina Downing

Date: 8/28/2023 7:00:00 PM

Lol. You got me chuckling here, Tommy. Fun read for sure. I do like some of her songs but I’m a Queen girl :)

Tom Woody
Date: 8/29/2023 5:49:00 AM

Ha! I knew you were cool. Thx for visit

Sotto Poet

Date: 8/28/2023 4:00:00 PM

Your poem is skillfully written, my friend, with vivid imagery that evokes powerful emotions. It exudes a joyful and lively atmosphere, Tom. I thoroughly enjoy it and find myself rereading it, as it brings me great happiness. Congratulations on a job well done.

Tom Woody
Date: 8/28/2023 4:27:00 PM

It's just a silly little convo, but thx so much for visit

Charlotte Puddifoot

Date: 8/28/2023 1:44:00 PM

well at least you didn't roar at her...ever considered scriptwriting?

Tom Woody
Date: 8/28/2023 1:53:00 PM

You might just be interested to know I have a complete, Star Trek TOS mini script. With my usual dose of tongue in cheek humor. Available for review anytime. Roar

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/28/2023 9:41:00 AM

cute and intersting write for someone like you. Taylor is one of the few "poet' type songwriters out there today. You have to give her props for that.

Tom Woody
Date: 8/28/2023 12:44:00 PM

Sure, why not. Thx for visit Andrea

Brian Sambourne

Date: 8/28/2023 9:28:00 AM

Lots of Taylor Swift fans will enjoy your tribute. I like it for the sharp verbal exchange along with the Queen reference wrap up. Cheers, Brian

Tom Woody
Date: 8/28/2023 9:32:00 AM

Something light. Thanks Brian

Ink Empress

Date: 8/27/2023 8:47:00 PM

This made me laugh lol. So funny. “ i got a reputation to protect “ lol swifties on instagram wont like this very much. Haha. I like few songs by her not really a fan. “ champagne promises” “ snow on the beach “ and love story were ok. I remember growing up i strictly chose friends based on their taste in music. “We will rock u” one of my faves.

Ink Empress
Date: 8/28/2023 11:32:00 AM

One of ur fave poets? Oh my. Yes kpop fans and swifties are very sensitive. But i must highlight her lyrics are pretty catchy . Ah you probably dont miss instagram at all . I loved it cus this made me laugh

Tom Woody
Date: 8/28/2023 6:12:00 AM

It's funny you mention that about insta. I posted this and one of my fave poets, who is a huge Tay fan, got a bit upset so I pulled it. Thx Inky

Speaks Volumes

Date: 8/27/2023 7:27:00 PM

Such a happy upbeat jovial poem you have got going there Tom. Love it to bits. I read it twice it makes me happy. Well done.

Tom Woody
Date: 8/28/2023 6:14:00 AM

Just exercising my funny bone a bit. Thanks SV

Michael Tor

Date: 8/27/2023 7:25:00 PM

Tom I also liked her in her younger years, before the syndicate made her sell her soul to the devil. Than she started becoming naughtier and naughtier. I love the cop video doing one of her songs. Taylor is selling out everywhere her songs have brought in millions of fans, I hope she remembers her roots stays grounded. Enjoy reading your date parody. I am sure she has many male admirers. You might have to wait in line...

Tom Woody
Date: 8/28/2023 6:15:00 AM

Ha! No waiting for me since I shan't attend. Thx Michael

I Am Anaya

Date: 8/27/2023 11:26:00 AM

Here's the web video MCAVITY:.........https://youtu.be/rQ-uzCC3hjQ ....I really Loved her in Cats! Great tribute to the celeb!

I Am Anaya
Date: 8/27/2023 2:25:00 PM

Tom Woody
Date: 8/27/2023 12:04:00 PM

The funny thing is, most guys can't resist her sex appeal. The music? Meh. I actually liked her better when she was young and innocent. Love Story isn't such a bad song. That being said... We will we will rock you!