My Colonoscopy

Not sure if this would be consider taboo To even mention the view Did I just hear her say the word touche When the doctor proceeded to do what she had to do With stage crew and camara in hand Filming what little dignity I have left Are the tapes rolling, I may need consoling When this crazy trip finds somewhere to land Do I even need to mention the day before Pills and laxatives by the score To clean out my innards must be least 10 pounds thinner Need I say anything anymore Back to the uncomfortable crowd You can hear a pin drop at the sound For them it's routine, for me a dastardly deed Could someone please send in the clowns Adding a touch of savoir faire Excuse me, is there enough room in there If things get a bit tight make sure the pliers are sanitize Anyone up for a game of truth or dare Doesn't get anymore personal than this Best friends now without even a kiss Operation at 7 film at 11 To be viewed YouTube via Internet #sayitisntso #didhejustgothere #doyouhavenodignity Just had my Colonoscopy this morning...nothing like a good follow up poem!