Murphy's Outlaw

got an offer to move a boat from Jacksonhell FL to back home it's a wonder that it float and I should have left it lone the thruhulls were clogged and the rudder sqeaked the engine would bogg and it had an oil leak the head didn't work and the holding tank was broke the compass had a querk and the bilge pump would smoke the sails were ripped and there wasn't a bell the wenches slipped "It's a trip to hell!" "every captain turned it down" "I'll give you the job if you like?" "I'm the crazy one around" "what could go wrong I'm Captain Mike!" by Capt Mike ps someone please help me!, I forgot my fishing pole and I'm stuck in the bilge with my finger in a leak hole! and I'm thinkin I'm sinkin!