Murder, In the First Degree

He went to a public library that's quiet and free; And was arrested for murder, in the first degree; Inside the library, there was a book to find, Slowly he approached his victim, an ol' woman who's kind; Close to her backside, he stood lurking behind, Little ol' granny was reading and paid him no mind; The quick use of his weapon caused her to drop dead on the spot, It was the eyeball witness who saw, that's how he got caught; The jury must now see the weapon t'was horribly used, But the killer tried to hide his nose and loudly refused; Now her death that came from his loud sharp sneeze, Made her heart quickly stop, quiver, and seize; So his hands were shackled and the murder weapon was viewed, The jury gasped loudly for air, outraged was their mood; Soon after his shnozzle was clearly depicted, The jury was unanimous, ... they quickly convicted.