Much Ado About Poo

Much Ado About Poo We purchased so called “big boy pants” complete with all their “cans and can’ts” thought potty training a big mistake till the day he yelled “I made a snake!!!” Cats will cover up their load horses drop it in the road birds can do it while they fly dropping it on the passersby people do it in their homes in rooms – complete - with useless tomes chronicles of endless strife missing pages - used to wipe whales do doo-doo in the sea where grinning people also pee bears – they have no cant’s – they have no ‘shoulds’ they just do it in the woods people on the other hand think each movement something grand ritualize the where and when each plopping splash – a perfect ten why must there be so much ado ‘bout when and where and how – we poo John G. Lawless 7/26/2015