Ms Automated

The automated voice announced that “You are next in line.” If only you believed her, Everything would be just fine. The minutes tick on by and still, You’re waiting on the phone, Ms. Automated each few minutes Tossing you a bone. “Our service representatives Are busily at work And helping other customers.” (So you feel like a jerk.) “But do not fret – you’re next in line And then we’ll take your call.” Ms. Automated – wish I’d never Heard your voice at all!