Mrs Claus Is Conned
His wife did the presents instead,
as Santa was staying in bed -
he thinks she is slow
and she didn't know
the elves were all giving him head!
for Andrea's Christmas limerick contest
Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2021
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