Mr Fancy Pants

You're passing by the window Of a fancy clothing store Eyes popping in surprise As your jaw drops to the floor All you've ever dreamed of All of this and more More than enough can't believe your luck As you hit the revolving doors You've found a pair of Fancy Pants! You do a happy dance Cause you know this is your chance To fulfill the dreams you've dreamed of As a gullible young lad You have the widest grin You have ever imagined As you slide one leg then the other Stop the presses this is it Hello Mr. Fancy Pants! These being the fanciest pants Anyone has ever seen People stop and stare With eyes that can't believe Flashing pink and blue and yellow Orange, red, and green Not skipping a single solitary beat Strolling confidently down the street Look out world it's Mr. Fancy Pants! Some people have minor dreams Of being kings or queens Others wish their names To go down in history Struggle all their lives To perform some awesome feat But as for you You're just happy Being Mr. Fancy Pants!