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Mr Condom

I will protect you better than your best friend… Use me in the dark or in the day, I am with you to the very end… I am thin, colourful and compared to your might, I’m very strong… In and out, nice and slow, gentle or hard – I will endure just as long… I am your friendly protection… Use me to your satisfaction… From your pocket to your hardened rocket… Into her heavenly abyss… Pregnancy will be amiss… I am here to safe guard from disease, your precious dome... ‘coz I am your lubricated friend – I am Mr Condom…

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Date: 2/26/2016 10:03:00 PM
Hi Robert, Welcome to Poetry Soup. It will be a delight to read and become familiar with your poems in the future. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile others passed when I first joined the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here STARTING with me- SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs* SKAT
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Date: 2/23/2016 7:04:00 AM
- Welcome with your first poems here on PoetrySoup, Robert - PoetrySoup is simply the world's best :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 2/22/2016 8:18:00 AM
Clever--good to know this one passes muster for "not too explicit."
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Date: 2/22/2016 8:14:00 AM
Ps.... Robert, WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy Poetry Soup:) Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@
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Date: 2/22/2016 8:13:00 AM
Clever poem, Robert.... well I don't know how safe they are.... However they should attach your poem to a Condom isle. Cheers...awesome first poem... Linda
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