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Mr Balls

Mr Balls

Have you heard of Mr. Balls
Appearing at Brazilian malls
The mascot of a cancer group
Testicular – well here’s the scoop
He’s shaped just like a normal pair
With lots of curly-kinky hair
Above the pair – a shortened stump
A face that looks like Forrest Gump
With cancerous lesions on his side
He doesn’t even try to hide
He struts around in public places
Balls exposed where ere he faces
The crowds are huge that he attracts
But he could use Brazilian wax
Cause it’s that kinky-curly hair
That uglifies this creep pair

Uncle Mike

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