Mother In Law Farts

There’s nothing like a mother in law. My mother in law is quite a trip. Every time she gets up from a chair she has to let one rip. I mean, you will never participate in a fart like one of these. You know without a doubt who cracked that awful cheese. She just fans it and goes her way. Just as sassy as your please, as if it wasn’t her that stirred that awful breeze. I thought I would shame her once and cut her to the floor. She just laughed and hiked that hip and gave me one or two more. And as the green fog raised the roof I gagged, rubbing my eyes and swore, Mom, you’re the champ, I can’t beat that hole you just blew through the door. © Jun 7 2011 Charles Henderson For Brian's 2,4,6, or 8 line form contest