Mother Goose

Mother Goose, at the bar, Downing pints and feeling the juice... Had an urge, and cut one loose... The fellow next to her fell off his stool and looked the fool.. Everyone looked at him... Thinking the misdeed, Was made by this "dandy Jim" Got back on his seat, With a very sore caboose.. Got a whim, And "goosed" Mother Goose.. Only a fool would antagonize her, Mother Goose was a woman loose, For a fool such as he, she had no use... And hauled off and decked this clown... Making him the second man in Twinkle's Bar down...