Monster Groove

I went to a monster party, At Castle Frankenstein; With lots of food and spirit, The fun kicked off at nine! Ol' Frankie did the robot, I stepped to a jitterbug; The floor began to quake, We really cut the rug! I moved on to a sexy witch, We slid across the room; I broke down in a two-step, While dancing with her broom! I was jammin' to the Charleston, The Werewolf joined in too; Igor failed to fight the beat, He danced without a clue! Dracula did the tango, I boogied with the Bride; The Mummy looked bewildered, As we did the electric slide! I tap danced on a table, Three zombies did the same; I stripped down to my boxers, They shouted out my name! Jekyll was rather classy, Wielding his futile pride; When the music struck within, He turned to Mr. Hyde! The chandelier was shaking, Skeletons hit the floor; I danced to a rumba, The crowd was wanting more! Everything was peachy, Oh what a beautiful night; Along came the Invisible Man, And started an awful fight! He squeezed the Bride's booty, Other ladies felt the same; And when the dust had settled, Guess who took the blame?! Off went the music, So long to our fun; I had no other option, But to tuck my tail and run! Those who partied with me, Were raising such a chatter; The crowd was crying out, "Put his head on a platter!!" I aroused the little lady, To an ear-piercing scream; Hallelujah for a nightmare, It was just an awful dream! Was it really just a dream? A thought raced through my head; "Honey, I have a question", "Why's that witch hat on our bed?"