Monkey See Monkey Do

My wife says I need glasses But I don't think I do Cause I fed that monkey a banana One evening at the zoo She said, "You know that's not a monkey" But I would disagree She said, "You knew that was my mama" Well, it looked like a monkey to me I can see as good as always And I don't bump into the wall I only got lost a couple of times While walking down the hall Things might be a little blurry I just need a little sleep So don't worry about these peepers They still have plenty of peep I still see that hairy monkey I just act like it's not there My wife still says it's her mama Underneath that monkey hair