Mister Klutz

Time for some funnies Now what shall I write? About klutzy old Jackles? Should be a delight! Been quite renowned For his blunders at times Here are a few Of his more classical kind! Riding his bike And passing parked cars Door opens... a collision... He falls on his ****! Floating on icebergs And under some bridges Berg disappears... Water temperature's frigid! Trying to impress This acquaintance of old Talked for a while Then walk into a pole! Oblivious, don't notice While strolling with friends A crotch high stake... Doubled over I bend! They weren't always funny Well not at the time Luckily, the injuries Weren't the serious kind!