Missing Husband

My wife made me write this With a gun to my head She told me to type it Just like she said She wants me to tell you Her mom is a saint To change in your minds The pictures I paint Her mom is not ugly She's a beauty queen She's the sweetest woman That I've ever seen Her butt is not huge It's really petite Her breath smells like flowers Refreshing and sweet Well, I just can't do it I won't tell a lie She'll just have to shoot me I don't care if I d.. I'm sorry my husband will not be writing anymore poems.... He's went missing.....