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I met a guy he offered me sex on the beach But I didn’t want sand in places it shouldn’t reach I turned him down but all he could say …. Was….. I was offering you a cocktail and not a lay! 19TH December 2015

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Fullmoon Sway

Date: 1/23/2016 7:27:00 PM

lol love

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2016 12:29:00 PM

Thanks Fullmoon lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/24/2015 5:59:00 PM

Nothing like having more than 1 sex on the beach! I was sure I commented before! This is so funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2015 6:12:00 PM

LOl no unless you were dreaming or the comment has disappeared into the ether lol:-)hugs Jan dd

Caycay Jennings

Date: 12/20/2015 2:17:00 PM

This has kinda, sorta, a little bit happened to me, but it will only get a person once because you don't forget. Very cute - I laughed ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2015 2:25:00 PM

LOL CayCay you should do a poem about it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/19/2015 7:05:00 PM

hahaha. so sex on the beach is a drink name??? I would have been confused too!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/19/2015 7:07:00 PM

yes Andrea there is a cocktail called 'sex on the beach' .... I have never tried it ... yet lol:-) hugs

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/19/2015 6:59:00 PM

hilarious! i would have guessed this was your poem, jan, even if your name were not attached, a testament to how funny your poems can be!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/19/2015 7:07:00 PM

Thanks for making me smile Ilene you will never know how that comment has boosted my spirits:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/19/2015 6:54:00 PM

is there such a drink called sex, lolol, jan.. gas pain; love it... huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/19/2015 7:06:00 PM

yes there is a cocktail called sex on the beach - I have never tried it ... yet lol:-) hugs

Robert Lindley

Date: 12/19/2015 4:35:00 PM

MAYBE HE OFFERED A DRINK AND A SLY HINT MY FRIEND! WE GUYS DO THAT TO PRETTY GALS YOU KNOW. Sure made me smile when reading! And yes, I have and the sand was not pleasant to myself or her....lol

Jan Allison
Date: 12/19/2015 4:59:00 PM

ha ha ha Robert - total fiction write on my behalf i was in desperate need of a laugh on here today:-( hugs jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 12/19/2015 1:30:00 PM

I think he was offering both....a man's mind is dirtier than most....and that's on the American or the English coast....and your words are Beautiful so to you I toast....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/19/2015 1:47:00 PM

LOL Eric:-)Pure fiction write my friend:-) hugs Jan xx