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Miracle Grow Or Shrink

Are you tired of your female or male dates towering over you or being rejected from shooting hoops more than a few and sitting on a telephone book to help you see over the steering wheel being called a shrimp you're whole life is just how you feel Well we have a product that will help you with your plight swallow some of our Miracle Grow and you 'll grow overnight a portion size is taken according to how much you want to grow and for a 8 ounce bottle it's only $99.99, holy crow! Or are you tired of being called stretch because of your height walking slouched over avoiding hitting your head with all your might then swallow our Miracle Shrink and you'll feel much better finally fitting into that gift that was a pair of pants, shirt or sweater And if you grow too tall or shrink too much we highly recommend you buy both our products that way you can experiment and either grow more or shrink just a couple of sips will get you back in the pink Our all natural products are made from just the finest ingredients from various indigenous plants from the Himalaya's so please don't hesitate and order some today operators are standing by so call 1-800-gro-shrk without delay!! 3-18-18

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Date: 3/23/2018 7:53:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Cheryl - keep up the great work! :-) <3
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/24/2018 9:37:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Gregory; Really appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 3/21/2018 2:40:00 AM
Congrats Cheryl, the long and the short of it is a fine poem. Well done! Viv x
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/21/2018 8:10:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind witty congrats and visit Viv; really appreciate it!~Che x
Date: 3/20/2018 11:41:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Cheryl with your very clever poem, if you’ve got a product that will make me slim and muscular then I’d be interested lol, great write. :))
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/20/2018 7:23:00 PM
I'll see what I can whip up lol! Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Roy; appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 3/20/2018 11:08:00 AM
Very creative, Cheryl! Congratulations on your placement in the contest! Sandra
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/20/2018 7:17:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Sandra; appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 3/20/2018 10:31:00 AM
Hope you bring this product to market soon Che lol:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/20/2018 7:16:00 PM
Wish I really could..then I might be a millionaire lol! Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit! hugs~Che xx
Date: 3/20/2018 8:43:00 AM
Great product idea. Well done, Cheryl. Congrats on your win.
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/20/2018 9:24:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Line…if this product was real I'd probably get the miracle gro lol! Appreciate the stop by!~Che :)
Date: 3/20/2018 12:57:00 AM
Congratulations Cheryl. Tom. Been on hold for an hour now lol.
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/20/2018 8:09:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Tom…really appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 3/20/2018 12:18:00 AM
Cheryl, congratulations on your awesome win!!!!!!!! Very creative even with a phone number that when you call back it say this number has been disconnected . Try again if you feel you have reached an error :)
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/20/2018 8:09:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind congrats and visit Eve; that would be so funny if someone had really answered that phone number! Thanks again!~Che :)
Date: 3/18/2018 11:24:00 AM
Cheryl , I just rang that number but it is saying, number not available haha. Good luck. Tom
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/18/2018 6:41:00 PM
Oh forgot to mention to only call Monday-Fridays lol! Thanks so much for witty comment and visit Tom; appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 3/18/2018 9:47:00 AM
LOL can i have some miracle grow I'm only titchy and would love to be taller:-) Lewis is going to have a tough contest to judge I've seen some awesome poems:-) hugs jan xx
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/18/2018 6:39:00 PM
Now if I could get a hold of some nutty professor maybe he could whip some up lol! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Jan; appreciate it!~hugs Che xx
Date: 3/18/2018 9:14:00 AM
hahahaha!!!!!!
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 3/18/2018 9:28:00 AM
Glad you got chuckle out of it Silent One…thanks for the stop by!~Che :)

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