Mine Gerund Farming, Tilling, and Harvesting Illogical Weltanschauung

Mine gerund farming, tilling, and harvesting illogical weltanschauung Twas accursed destiny since birth (maybe coded in deoxyribonucleic acid since time immemorial) alas and alack nascent emasculation abominable barrack emergent deus ex machina, one common Joe biden his time for no particular rhyme nor reason revisiting mine days of yore, when protectiveness courtesy older sibling come from behind ruthless counterattack. All equivocation aside, she/her thirteen plus months and twelve days constituted chronological senior gap eldest sister struck like diamondback against bullies who targeted me as a poor defenseless “scape goat” surrogate "mother" role assumed tubby exact protectorate viz pseudo fullback against cruel foo fighting beastie boys hurling black barbs firing verbal slings and arrows. Escapist exploits to cope being brutalized, and traumatized synonymous when Brian Williams, (not the newscaster, but neighborhood school chum, who shared same namesake) we imagined ourselves courageous dauntless explorers while toying with his beebee gun. Mein kampf one after another against relentless barrage of flak comeuppance effected giveback pummeling spongiform mine now sixty plus shades gray matter fisticuffs sister didst highjack proxy mated mothering kept corporeal essence intact jilting nefarious nemesis aligned jumpstarting, maligning, and stalking. This fee-fi-fo-fum bling ordinary bean sized Jack err runt (arrant) cowardly (fee lion) dorky and nerdy lad owning nada knick knack paddy whack give my dog a bone a fide scaredy cat, he/him an aging baby boomer older married chap doth adumbrate satisfactory accomplishments lack king, where crazy quilt aimless wandering described purposeless multitrack thus, sympathetic, and empathetic to hue men/women nonblack or decimated aborigines once populating Australian outback existential nihilism would, undergirding hypothetical unwritten paperback with little need to prevaricate, nor appear as quack pot, one measly *****sapiens, who accrued millennial palimpsest gestalt zeitgeist where, punctured, and zapped disequilibrium created psyche dust rack asper protean (in utero) multitudinous setback soundlessly resonating with concussive thwack as this rickety ship of state (never confused as fêted junket) unwanted emotional ballast to unpack asseveration, asper assiduously preferably welcoming dry suction no vac jarring this pawn (knight wannabe in his bishop rick) torrid me psychological wrack king within (castle keep) complex edifice shackled in dungeon with repast constituting present day long winded conversations, where she volubly talk yakety yak.