Mimi and the Christmas Tree

Mimi McFudge was her name, and she wanted a tree that would really make her Christmas glow so, she cut one herself and decked it from head to toe but when it started prancing with bells and whistles too it began to talk like a chatterbox, it knew just what to do! When bedtime rolled around it yawned, " Please shut the lights" Articulate and bright it hummed all day and slept all night Every day at noon he gave Mimi a little nudge feed me feed me I'm hungry, then he'd shake and jiggle but he never budged ... It went on for quite some time first the fruit then the nuts he even dared to ask for pouding and cold cuts. What she didn't realize was that a squirrel was living there and that the food wasn't just disappearing in thin air. It was being chomped, buffed & eaten by a bushy tailed spry one who loved to eat and photoshoot, he couldn't be undone so when Santa came sliding down the chimney he quickly took a snapshot then whispered, " Santa, its me "