Mike and Savannah's Famous Sandwich House

I'm so bored with winter Waiting for the thaw That I spread mayonnaise on the ceiling And Parkay on the walls Chicken salad on the chandelier Tuna on the couch A sprinkle of some bacon bits Straight out of the pouch Grape jelly on the door jams Peanut butter in the locks We'll have them eating out of our hands Like a Canadian Mayor smoking rock (but only when he's drunk) Pickle relish in the picture frames Nutella smeared into the floor A half a pound of hard salami Nailed onto the door A call down to the bakery Order up some pumpernickel Slap it on the outside With the house fixins in the middle Here you have our special What you taste you'll soon find out Welcome to Mike & Savannah's Famous Sandwich House