Michael's Salon of Pits

People often say now I understand When they hear that I'm from Paree Not Gay Paree silly, but redneck In the heart of Tennessee I am the newest style of hairdressers Here to lay out all the facts I no longer work on the tops of heads But straight out of the pits It all happened when I got bored With the every day to day Trimming of the head left me feeling dead That's when it hit me..."Underarm Braid" That right there was my life saver That right there was my turn around If it didn't make me world famous At least it did on this side of town Now people come from as far as Nashville To have their underarms done I even gave a left and right pit Mohawk To the Governor's daughter and son What? Did you think I only braided? There's so much more that I can do Just ask the Punk Rock Chick's that wait in line To have their armpits colored blue My older clientele have let there hair grow out Since it is they learned I'm now specializing in for both women and men Their favorite sets and perms So feel the freedom of the pits That hippie chicks have long since known Here at Michael's Salon Of Pits We'll do something special with that growth