Merlin the Magic Cat

Let me tell you a story about Merlin the Magical Cat He could conjure up the best magical spells but couldn't keep himself from being fat He would eat up all the treats and then would go hunt down more critters and creatures to eat But he would try his magic to reduce his gut but the fat would just rearrange towards his butt "Meow, meow, meow!" he would scream Why oh why were the laws of nature so mean! So he decided to go on an exercise program where he would jog and run each day along side his man It worked as he grew skinnier and skinnier His magic in this instance was not needed he was the winnier!