Mental Mentstral Man

So I'm sure everybody's used the text to speech thingamajig on their phones by now. It comes in so handy for me because I'm always driving and having to get in touch with my appointments so all I have to do is hit a button and speak what I need the text to say. You can even say exclamation Point and it will give you a ! You can say question Mark and it will give you a ? You can say the word hashtag and it will give you a #. I texted my next appointment and said, I'm sorry it's taking so long. It's been one of those days. I'm on my way. But instead of texting I'm on my way with a period at the end it texted...I'm on my period. I didn't realize this until after I had left the appointment. I was wondering why they were looking at me in such a strange way and being so nice. I bet they were thinking.... that's the best cross dressing woman I've ever seen but I'd better not say anything cause I don't wanna piss her off while she's on her period. Now if you will excuse me I have to go powder my nose and change my pad.