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Me Last Hour Again

Dam! I had trouble fulfilling what I wanted to do in the previous last hour, All was going well until a few minutes were left and then it went sour. 69 times I slept with a girl (that’s my zodiac sign) One that didn’t take the pill Me bit were looking like a crispy pork roast And all I got was a multiple dose Of tv, vd, 3v dvd So, let me see, what shall I do? Yes! I’ll put on a mask of Osama Bin Laden And go on tv and say, “You missed Obama, I’m chillin’ in yo back garden.” Or walk around naked with my rhino horn exposed to the air And tell everyone it’s the new Armani swimwear No! I’ll connect every door in me house with an electrical wire And watch my wife jump of a change to my every desire Ooh! I’ll go to the most expensive restaurant and eat my fill Then pay them for it with a twenty-six dollar bill Dam! I’m paranoid now, Is it my last hour or everyone else too? I think I wasted me time so for the last minutes I’ll go to the loo...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 1/26/2012 9:49:00 AM
The loo is a great place to think serious thoughts. I'm seriously thinking while I'm there you had better get inspired and write me something. Let me know if you need an idea. :)
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Date: 8/31/2011 12:57:00 PM
Funny. thanx for the laughs today Sidney, i will be back to read more another day, when i recover, my sides and my jaws are sore with laughing!! great stuff.
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Date: 7/21/2011 7:22:00 PM
And you with a wife! A great poem that's tittilating to say the least. You know how to make them racey and fun. Where have you been Sid? Missed you.
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