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Me Best Feature

What is my best physical feature, I look in the mirror and all I see is a sea creature. Is it me bald head I ask? But when is see me face it looks like a week old rusk. No Uh! Me lips No, no, they look like half chewed chips. Mmmm! Could be… me eyes Na! they look like sad mud pies It’s got to be me lovely slim legs Nope they sound like two swordsmen have a fight or like tent pegs May be.. me height I’ll asked me wife, “If it wasn’t for your body and your face you’d be alright.” Well there it is me best feature A sea creature

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 7/6/2011 9:11:00 AM
I'd really love to have a look at you Sid but I don't believe you are as described but it wass funny.
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Date: 5/3/2011 12:28:00 PM
lol but you are lovely to another sea creature! and green is my favorite color!
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Date: 4/27/2011 1:15:00 PM
Very funny poem, Sidney, but I think you're probably being too hard on yourself. Tell your wife Poseidon is out to get her -- beware the trident! Best wishes in the contest with this witty entry. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/26/2011 5:41:00 PM
I enjoyed this one, Sid. Good contest material indeed. Good luck!! I'm rooting for you. ^__^
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Date: 4/26/2011 12:24:00 PM
I love it Sidney , only a man who is self-assured could pen a fabulous poem like this.Kudos my friend . Anne
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Date: 4/25/2011 9:56:00 PM
Lol crossing the oceans should not be a problem for you then Mr. Sea Creature lol enjoyed this Sid ;) hope your week will be an awesome one, love W
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Date: 4/25/2011 2:39:00 PM
LOL... Yup your still you no matter what sea you come from... what a delight to know my imaginable lover is not the only creepy looking one... well should I say his best features... lol... take care... always p.d.
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Date: 4/25/2011 9:46:00 AM
Sid....very very funny....its exactly me own humour....Syd
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Date: 4/25/2011 2:17:00 AM
rib-tickling, sid... and way too smart s well!! going for the winning trail! love it! :) huggs, nette
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