Me

My body is full of chasms Lumps and abnormalities Big and round in the middle Nothing wrong with a dimple It is simple Yes sure I have a wrinkle My toes are curled It's Different around the world I'm like a diamond coated pearled Skin is fair Look if you dare I am all open and bare Cheeks are red I'm not a purebred Enough is said My lips are small I'm not tall Yes I have an eyeball Not one but two They are both blue It's true My butt is white I will keep it out of sight It just doesn't seem so right I'm 5"6 I can't do trix Or even lavishing flips I love to take trips My bosoms are like a floppy disc There is much to risk On on them there is extra misc Yes my **** are pink So what I did not ask about your dink So let it sink Next is my face This isn't a race Slow down and pace It's round It does make sound It even got an extra mound My hair is gold Not that old It can never be sold Yes my body is large It may even have a jumping barge I can even take it on turbocharge I got extra cracks Where you could hide your snacks And you can see my tracks I have curves Just look at my swerves Fall into my words I got dots feckless and spots Scars and stars But that's okay that's me and that's all you will see