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Mcgee On a Spree

After running through the streets McGee burst into the pub He was panting all the way and gave his brow a hasty rub He ordered up some whiskey Ten shots to be precise The barman set them up with no chaser and no ice Then McGee, knock them back one by one in just a wink as the Barman stood astonished at how fast McGee could drink So the Barman asked McGee What made him drink so fast McGee replied in kind as he set down his last glass "Well, you would do the same, if you had what I have now" said McGee to the Barman as again he wiped his brow So the Barman asked McGee "Just slow down and make some sense, What is it that you have ?" McGee replied, " Just Thirteen Pence "

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/11/2016 5:09:00 PM
Hi Jerry, hilarious.
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Date: 11/9/2016 8:17:00 AM
ha ha ha love it Jerry I guess some are hitting the bottle after the results today:-( hugs Jan xx
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Date: 11/9/2016 8:01:00 AM
Thanks Jerry a well needed smile this morning. Tell that McGee the next round is on me.
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