Marriage's Mayhem and Madness

Husbands can be sweet and kind Good traits you will always find Never knowing what they'll do Days are crazy all week through But sometimes they will throw a curve Getting on your only nerve Doing something not so great As they start to aggravate Pushing you over the edge As they're hanging by a thread There's a list that I can tell That always puts me right through hell Of the things my man has done Taking away all the fun Like when he cries and loudly whines When he's not feeling so fine Acting like a little baby Just drives me insane and crazy Or day in and out I say Put all your loose stuff away But he likes to leave it out Making me just scream and shout When he's bored I want to run Until his boredoms finally done Because he hangs all over me It is pure insanity He doesn't want to talk until I come home and want to chill Then he finds a lot to say And it happens every day I'm an adult--this he can't see Treating me like a baby It was cute and sweet at first But now it makes me want to burst I love my hubby with my heart And have from the very start But some days I just want to shake All this nonsense he can make Right out of his silly head On second thought I think instead I wont change a single thing I like the mystery he brings To every one of my days He is mine and that's O.K.