Man Eating Shark

By Elton Camp Animal rights groups are in an uproar They don’t want to hear of it anymore While swimming, a shark came around Into its fin, his teeth he viciously ground He said shark fin soup was his best treat One that he took every occasion to eat They said the shark was in his own habitat And that nothing could be wrong about that The man, they wanted to be put away In a prison cell, for many years to decay “A shark’s life is very precious to us. That’s why we are raising such a fuss.” “We can’t see why it’s hard to understand. Animal life is fully equal to that of a man.” The animal lovers came down to the beach A lesson in caring there to publicly teach They offered the shark a tasty treat But found he preferred human meat The animals rights folks he dragged away No more about cruelty did they have to say