Making Marraige

"Hello" opposite sex. Nice to meet. Please join me on my summer seat. Not too close! A foot apart. Second date. Yes we may kiss. No tongue please. I'm a proper Miss. Reach for my bra? Don't you dare! I always thought that you were square. A month in. We're going steady. That does not mean That I am ready, for you to touch my private parts. That would be not so smart. Sex is such a dirty thing. If you want it I want a ring. Mum and Dad will be pleased, to hear you got down on one knee. 'Neath the Xmas tree. We all know Irish men... How they drink. Then marching home. How they stink! Demanding their conjugal right. Us poor women get a fright, to behold that gruesome member. Baby was born in September.