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Magical Toilet Paper

From the shower to the mirror I stand With my breasts cupped in my hands Oh my gosh they're too small As I stand there and bawl You men simply just don't understand He suggests I take some toilet paper I've to rub them, Oh what a caper Blimey, how long this will take It'll take months, just wait Keep rubbing you'll soon be the shaper Golly, I'm starting to feel a right tit My new Bra they ain't going to fit Well it worked for your ass Keep going darling lass There's the proof, no lies, didn't it .

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 11/30/2014 12:31:00 PM
Hay James I can never be glum with your lim they are real plump. Love XXX rajat
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James Fraser
Date: 11/30/2014 2:59:00 PM
Thanks Rajat. They are indeed great fun to write, James :)
Date: 11/22/2014 10:27:00 AM
Oh my gosh "they're" too small--not "their."
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James Fraser
Date: 11/22/2014 10:56:00 AM
Oops, sorry, DUH Me :)
Date: 11/21/2014 2:20:00 PM
you stand-up comic, prince.. really bone tickling.. huggs
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James Fraser
Date: 11/21/2014 2:36:00 PM
A little different from others, from she perspective, haha. Maybe I'm a Princess, gulp!! - Have a lovely weekend to the proper Princess, James :) xx - oh! & hugs :)
Date: 11/21/2014 1:46:00 PM
Very humorous limericks James! You're funny my friend. Made me smile.A 7 for me! :) Love and hugs! Xxxx D.
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James Fraser
Date: 11/21/2014 1:54:00 PM
Glad you liked Dorian. If it makes you smile, it makes me also. Happy Weekend to you, James ;-) xx
Date: 11/21/2014 1:44:00 PM
OH My word I am needing my tena changing NOW James - this is hilarious my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2014 1:55:00 PM
I've posted 2 humourous ones and a contest one today James:-) hugs jan xx
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James Fraser
Date: 11/21/2014 1:53:00 PM
If it makes people smile Jan. The Soup needs plugged into laughs, as I simply thinks it's too straight laced. Just a daft Scotsman's thoughts, James :) xx

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