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Mae West and Me

My husband fell in love with the beautiful Mae West. I knew it was because of her oversized breast. "Mae is beautiful," I retorted, "but small chested girls also like to hug." "You and Mae," he laughed, "is like comparing a Cadillac to a Volkswagen bug."

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/5/2016 8:36:00 PM

ha, good one... Shirley... i like it. LINDA

Katherine Stella

Date: 9/18/2010 11:44:00 AM

flash booby to hubby and say to him why don't you come see me sometime lol this was cute and showed great imagery my friend enjoyed one suggestion last line is to rhyme with first line somehow uses volkswagons best that would work here also thanks again for your kindest comment

Katherine Stella

Date: 9/18/2010 11:44:00 AM

oops take that back didn't relise form so your good to go lol

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 9/2/2010 6:08:00 AM

funny write!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/19/2010 10:41:00 PM

VERY clever. WAY TO GO, LUv, Andrea

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/18/2010 11:41:00 AM

too funny, congrats on the win

Daniel Cwiak

Date: 8/18/2010 8:45:00 AM

Cute write, Shirley! Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/18/2010 4:50:00 AM

Congratulations Shirley on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry". Love, Carol

Wilma Neels

Date: 8/17/2010 8:43:00 PM

Congratulations Shirley, I reckon you got one up on Mae West, you got the husband and the win hehe :)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/17/2010 5:46:00 PM

Congrats Shirley on your winning poem in the Giggles Poetry contest.. enjoyed a flashback here.. as u enjoy your big win ..with luv.. caio..

Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/17/2010 5:36:00 PM

Hope he didn't get away with that. Congratulations Shirley. Love, Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/17/2010 5:12:00 PM

I knew this one would rank high, Shirley. Congratulations! Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/17/2010 4:59:00 PM

Congrats on the well deserved win, Shirley

John Freeman

Date: 8/17/2010 4:54:00 PM

Congratulations on your second place win, Shirley with this little Volkswagen bug needs a hug. Smile. Agape, Moses

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/17/2010 4:16:00 PM

Interesting write...You could compare him to some trucks that are old and worn out also..Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/17/2010 11:55:00 AM

I enjoyed reading your poetry today Shirley. Wishing you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be. Love, Carol

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/16/2010 6:31:00 PM

Oooh, I would have smacked him silly for that remark! (Just kidding) Sounds like your hubby has a great sense of humor and that can add a lot of zest to a marriage. Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/16/2010 6:14:00 PM

Very hilarious and humorous write, Shirley

Sidney Hall Mad Poet

Date: 8/16/2010 5:32:00 PM

Nice one. I normally try to encourage my wife to rent them out as two unfurnished flats :-)