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Lucubrations Fuels Ebullience

Lucubrations fuels ebullience Unsolicited, revered, and praised potential literary fete, (yes a bit hyperbolic), sans mine posted poems that perambulate such feedback, whither donning trumped ("FAKE") facade, Oriel sincere twittering, nonetheless tis great for an ego striving to maintain hum bull modesty, yet I hate to be misperceived as arrogant, boastful, pretentious,...wait et cetera, cuz honestly, these conglomerations create, themselves, via some inexplicable literary process which generate prestidigitation soon after affixing wired thinking cap, whereby positioned electrodes exfoliate on scalp yup thence, off miniature oblate spheroid (suddenly barren) of golden locks most soup Priam wantonly depilate (envision candidate undergoing biofeedback, or...captured as bait) by...yea (of course) alien invaders curious to experiment, and subject a random pate with out of this world tests that agitate most precious anatomical accouterment 'bout size of average poe tate toe (actually...almost same consistency) okay...sorry, this chap doth relate such comparison to his own cerebral aggregate, where he starkly realizes neurological concentrate takes a permanent vacation to distant Palatinate essentially leaving a void, ah...just perfect for cosmic outliers to allocate (no...no...no noninvasive, i.e.) their laser like gizmos scrutinize how (albeit unwittingly) to ameliorate writer's block, thus glad tubby ("Guinea Pig"), and let abductors amputate my killed expense trumped ("FAKE") noggin pulp struggling to articulate, (hence quite a relief, you cannot imagine), dear mate when fiber optic threads of light essentially painlessly (rather ticklishly aspirate) clump of useless gray matter, yours truly does implicate as complicit to cause unnecessary difficulty to associate with *****sapiens, an extremely strenuous task, thence joyful to dedicate (without being headstrong), an organ minimally missed at any rate long last free to babble poppycock oblivious as ambitious readers berate!

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