Love Insurance

Love Insurance My spouse and I took out insurance policies On each other with elaborate care Fiduciary love is in the air We point pistols at one other’s heads in bed To protect our mutual investment Love, like life has a cost, when you are wed Sex and sleep comes less with life insurance With a hare trigger weapon aimed in your direction It might seem strange to take such measures To smother one another with extravagance We both want what is best I guess Guns aimed at our temple for protection A life time blest with lots of money, the reward To ward off poverty which sucks We sleep together now a little nervous Life insurance takes us where it will We both drew up a will of benefits Let’s see who blinks first on the pillow Who gets their share