Love Handles

Boy! am I a Lard The Belly is soft with a flab where once it used to be firm & hard My appetite is eating just about every day Sagging abs and the unsightly make way French fries and mcnuggets on my plate Looking for Ring Dings after a hardy meal I just ate Love handles all around The expanding waist, after an unpleasant flatulent sound The sound of opening Coca-Cola And the M&Ms that I keep in my drawer lets me off easy I am filling up with The Doritos that's cheesy Content with a junk food pleasant scent Exploding gases which smell and the 2nd coming of my very own movement