Lou's Diamond Phillips Screwdriver (

When he bought it, it cost him four grand Specially made by the Craftsman Brand It has never been removed from its original case He keeps it locked up in his personal safe One time a female seen it, she fainted, he had to revive her It is not a myth, it does exist, Lou's Diamond Phillips Screwdriver That is the reason it has never been brought out to show The frivolous lawsuits would start to grow He is a public figure so he is always under the paparazzi's microscope He says he wishes that paparazzi would hang themselves, he would supply the rope The latest gossip is he was with a female, but no one could describe her And there was also no sign of Lou's Diamond Phillips Screwdriver Now he has agreed under a royalty contract with a trash magazine That on New Year's Eve it will be seen This however goes against the wishes of his financial advisor Noww there's lawsuits pending from the public display of Lou's Diamond Phillips Screwdriver