Look Who Showed Up

As I set out To jot down this poem I had no earthly idea Of what would transpose And who all would be Joining along I'm as surprised as you To these goings on I don't recollect Any of this being nearby All the glimmer and glamor Catching my eye With my mind letting loose In the wondering why All of these characters Are invading my rhymes There are seals riding trikes Uniformed Taiwanese Clowns and their like With smiley faced knees Lepords in tights Like we need more of these A Kardashian or two To put our minds at ease Daryl Hall and John Oates Singing loud 80's tunes And what would be a poem Without a cow jumping over the moon Or a chimpanzee Swinging through the stanzas with ease Using the tails of snakes Like a flying trapeze There's even a racoon By the name of Rocky we know Using his Boogaloo To sweep dust from the poem And look it's Bob Hope Selling soap on a rope To keep it all clean With a rated "G" tone With so much going on Inside of this poem Guess it's best I stop here As this has gotten rather long...