Little Big Man

He walks proud Like a man Who has much bigger balls Dangeling there In his underwear He has attitude to spare Even with A partial head of hair People look his way They can't help but stare Perhaps it's the fact He doesn't care He absorbs The atmosphere From each and every room His mighty voice In the air does loom Like the after shock Of a sonic boom Short in stature Yet it doesn't matter Twin to Arnold Just a bit fatter One of my favorites A consummate actor Whether being a tin man Or throwning mama from a train I like watching him Over and over again He's got skills He invades my brain Loved him in Taxi The beginning of his fame He made insanity sane He's been a Ruthless person Causing other people pain A slow driver Occupying the fast lane A comedic king Long may he reign