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Lithp

I am curthed with a lithp, there'th no rethpite in thight, cannot mathter my thpeech, can't ecthpreth my thore plight. Got a cold in by node, cannot rethtrain a thneethe, my condition'th pathetic, I'm down on my kneeth! I'll thtrive to be fearleth, to thubdue my thtreth, but I'm lothing the fight to thuthtain happineth! (Note: just poetry... no offense intended or implied.)

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Belinda Parish

Date: 2/20/2009 6:10:00 AM

I had to laugh at this one even though a speech impairment is not funny. My little grandson has a speech impairment (with the lisp)and sometimes the things he says just hits me funny...Belinda

Date: 1/18/2009 1:47:00 PM

Got a chuckle out of this one. Creative use of language. Thanks for sharing this poem with us. Keep on writing! Karen

Tyler Martin

Date: 1/16/2009 9:25:00 AM

Funny poem, I enjoyed its' humor this morning..Tyler

Donna Golden

Date: 1/15/2009 8:41:00 PM

Thith ith unthpeakably hilariouth! You are offithially going on my motht favorite poetth litht! Counting mythelf in blethed company, Donna G.

Mohamed Shokry

Date: 1/15/2009 8:15:00 AM

looool really funny liked it Keith, Mohamed

Robin L. Gass

Date: 1/15/2009 7:29:00 AM

Awesome. Your well of talent is deep my friend! Made me laugh. I intend to keep making myself happy with writing. I'm happy that I can share with so many wonderful talents here. And U'm learning, too! Thank you for all the support and for sharing with me, Keith! I love this wonderful write! Love and hugs, Robin

Christopher Higgins

Date: 1/15/2009 6:11:00 AM

Very clever write Keith. I need to invest more time in reading your work. Great job and thanks for the uplifting comment on my work. Peace brother.

Sharon Winter

Date: 1/15/2009 5:21:00 AM

Keith, even with a lithp (or not) your poetry excels! Effortless you always make it seem. Different and creative indeed, and I am sure no offense is taken. Love, Shar

Kristin Reynolds

Date: 1/15/2009 2:37:00 AM

HA! lol Oh, my this is so so so clever and awesome. lol LOVE the title. man, one of my worst peeves is having both nostrils plugged! YUCK! That forthed lithp thucths! lol love, Kristin

Raul Moreno

Date: 1/14/2009 11:57:00 PM

This is creative and ingenious Keith. I love the variety of poetic displays and this one is nice. I never would of thought of this one, congrats on it., for this one is going in my favorites...Raul