Literate Lettered Latitudinarian

Literate lettered latitudinarian Presents the following slapdash higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader experiences being mentally hogtied perusing pseudo poetic perambulation devoid of sense and sensibility welcoming character assassination concerning pride of yours truly, who merely strung together words sharing "arian" as their last five letters for no particular rhyme nor reason quite aware that forced gobbledygook underwrites storied reputation of unnamed aspiring author cramming nonsense linkedin jibber-jabber hodgepodge fashion deplorable basketed mumbo jumbo giving pop slop a run for its' money. Yours truly considers himself (courtesy obsessive compulsive fixation with alphabetization even when dreaming counting sheep jumping over figurative fence by first name) drawn toward being abecedarian, albeit hankers being agrarian, yet I consider myself suburban simian (a garden variety *****sapiens) no more significant than alcyonarian expressing his antiauthoritarian, intolerance toward antiegalitarian, antihumanitarian, antilibertarian, agog over antiquarian tomes replete with antitotalitarian manifesto buzzfeeding ma (zee papa's) sixty plus shades of gray, cuz hive got news for you courtesy doxy me, a generic erudite apiarian, non-aquarian, once mighty araucarian, (when during Jurassic and Cretaceous periods our family achieved maximum diversity distributed across almost entire webbed wide world), nevertheless one humble wordsmith decries authoritarian, barbarian, Cesarean segmentation of rooted centenarian elders strongly resembling cnidarians, who foster communitarian, contrarian culinarian, disciplinarian, disestablishmentarianism decrees expatiating dogmatic, emphatic, idealistic duly strict ethos incorporating freedom of the press documentarian, egalitarian establishmentarian, filarian favoring fruitarian disavowing jump/kickstaring futilitarian endeavors administering grammarian, hereditarian, questioning humanitarian versus inegalitarian paradigms celebrating progressive legislation courtesy coterie as Democratic jubilarian attributing insights to sustenance comprising Diet of Worms and laminarian, which boosts rock ribbed lapidarian, libertarian, librarian lunarian, who dons gay apparel and trumpets majoritarian fly in the ointment milarian espousing millenarian credo, whereby absent free will necessitarian forces at large effect staid senior citizens, especially nonagenarian, advocating nonauthoritarian, bookish nonlibrarian nonsectarian, nontotalitarian, nonutilitarian, beefy nonutilitarian, nonvegetarian, and octogenarian brethren, begat in part courtesy ovarian haploid gamete, which offspring could trend toward ovolactovegetarian maybe collecting parian ware adornments pricey merchandise afforded courtesy parliamentarian income sessions conducted (without resistance), whereby officials closely resemble blood sucking planarian ceaselessly patting each other (and themselves) on the back congratulating exulting, gushing ala Old Faithful platitudinarian attributing their foibles to postlapsarian forebears awaiting salvation postmillenarian bags already packed eagerly awaiting deliverance into seventh heaven as promised by divine predestinarian a time analogous to virtuous age of innocence re: prelapsarian or lost souls peopling congress and house of representatives purportedly official do bidding for proletarian class of population once upon bajillion years in the past initial life forms similar to radiolarian propelled themselves thru primordial sea after lapse of eons diverse riparian organisms with nary a hint of vocations such as rosarian, sanitarian, sectarian seminarian dedicated worker still going strong as septuagenarian, or sexagenarian.