Limericks V - Politics

Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinkin’— "Ah culd save th’ free world ’cause ah’m purty!" Going Rogue in Rouge by Michael R. Burch It'll be hard to polish that apple enough to make her seem palatable. Though she's sweeter than Snapple how can my mind grapple with stupidity so nearly infallible? White as a Sheet by Michael R. Burch Donald Trump had a real Twitter Scare then rushed off to fret, vent and share: “How dare Bernie quote what I just said and wrote? Like Megyn he’s mean, cruel, unfair!” “Clintonian” or “Billistic?” by Michael R. Burch There is a new term, “Clintonian,” which means, “Stop your whinin’ and moanin’. He’s only a man doing all that he can to put kneepads in the Smithsonian.” Any Woozy Floozy Will Do by Michael R. Burch Once Kennedy, as we all know, bedded a goddess, Monroe; but a man of less mettle, Bill Clinton will settle for Lewinsky and a quick blow. A Tale of Two Stiffies by Michael R. Burch There was an ex-candidate, Gore, who amazed with his talent to bore. “He was incredibly stiff,” interns said, with a sniff, “though not like his predecessor!” Trump Dump by Michael R. Burch There once was a con man named Trump who just loved to take dumps at the stump. “What use is the truth?” he cried, with real ruth, “Just come kiss my fat orange rump!” Limerick-Ode to a Much-Eaten A$$ by Michael R. Burch There wonst wus a president, Trump, whose greatest a$$ (et) wus his rump. It wus padded ’n’ shiny, that great orange hiney, but to drain it we’d need a sump pump! Stumped and Stomped by Trump by Michael R. Burch There once was a candidate, Trump, whose message rang clear at the stump: "Vote for me, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, because I am ME, and everyone else is a chump!" Raw Spewage (I) by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trump is a chump who talks through his rump; he's a political sump pump! Raw Spewage (II) by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trump is a chump who talks through his rump; he's a garbage dump in need of a sump pump! Keywords/Tags: Trump limerick, Trump limericks, rump, chump, dump, sump pump, nonsense, light verse, humor, humorous, America, USA, political, politics, government, Republican, Democratic, election, elections, candidate, candidates