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Limerick Joke V

Our ship’s sinking and circled by shark So a lawyer jumped off of our ark The sharks swam away And observers will say Professional courtesy is their trademark

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 3/6/2016 6:48:00 PM
Duke, o master of limerick, so funny, and I am loving it 7 ~
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/19/2016 3:43:00 PM
There be strange relationships everywhere. It's just that we are not aware of them because we are too innocent. I am beginning to put some of the pieces together. It's bizarre.
Date: 2/11/2016 9:10:00 AM
A wonder and a bliss, your lines have given my heart a kiss and I am glad on your page, I did not suffer a miss. An outright 7 dear colleague
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/14/2016 8:47:00 AM
You are too kind. Have a great day and keep the lines coming. You are a keen observer and philosopher--a real pleasure to read.
Date: 2/6/2016 10:09:00 AM
HA, so one must follow his trademark...good one... Duke, are you sure they did not throw the lawyer back to the sharks? awesome... You should write another one, About the IRISH, I'm an Irish Lover... If you have another one please point it out.. Your Fan. LINDA
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/8/2016 8:13:00 AM
Hey--you are making my head swell. I will try. I must tell you, I liked what you wrote about golden corral. It's strange, but there is always a backstory to every story. At least one and sometimes more. So the person who uncovers it and writes about it has unearthed a very special treasure. It is something very thought provoking for others. So you have made a mark on me.
Date: 2/3/2016 8:32:00 PM
WELL DONE!!!
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/8/2016 6:50:00 AM
I am so happy to see you here!!!!! Yes life is strange. There are all kinds of bonds that just defy our imagination and sense of what should be. It is certainly an inspiration for us! There is a lot to make fun of!!
Date: 2/1/2016 6:22:00 PM
Good one Duke. Certainly worth an extended grin - Lindsay
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/4/2016 7:33:00 AM
That is a complement that means a lot to me. I very much value your words, sir! I had heard this as a short story/joke years ago and wanted to make a limerick out of it. I am currently in joke mode as you may have noticed.
Date: 2/1/2016 11:12:00 AM
LOL
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/4/2016 7:31:00 AM
We swim with the fishes! Crazy right? Thanks.
Date: 1/29/2016 9:29:00 AM
:-)))
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/2/2016 5:16:00 PM
Kim, if you are involved in the legal profession, then you know it's like everything else. There are good and bad in everything!!
Date: 1/28/2016 12:57:00 PM
ha ha ha this is priceless Duke:-) hugs jan xx
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/2/2016 4:10:00 AM
Based on a joke heard long ago. There is just too much to laugh about. This way, we can tolerate some of the other stuff.

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