Life Is Short

Life Is Short By Elton Camp Life is short says Ashley Madison Reach out now and have some fun Our hook-up site is totally discreet Where the hottest ladies you meet Check out that sexy profile It’ll be sure to make you smile A little adultery will be okay So give it a spin, right away Joe decided to give it a try So a membership did buy He thought his wife shouldn’t care With another lady, her hubby to share It wasn’t Victorian times anymore When sex, decent people did abhor One day, when Joe was trying To be sure wife wasn’t spying A discovery filled him with disgust Her account utterly violated his trust “Is nothing sacred anymore! My wife’s nothing but a whore!” He began to loudly curse and frown “Ashley Madison should be shut down!”