Lets Make the Troll Our New Mascot

Let’s make him the new mascot someone suggested. He looks dour, down in the dumps, forlorn, some of us protested. But he fits in with our theme, one of the Eeyore-types said. He always loves to make trouble; his name is Depressed Ned. I refuse to vote for the troll, I say, in a mean kind of way. Several others agree with me, others have absolutely no say. The dour depressed troll ends up being mascot for the new team. I decided to drop out of the booster club, even though it was mean.