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Lets All Embrace Big Boobs

She's quite a busty lady, this fact cannot be denied Tried to cover them up for years, her boobs shes tried to hide But with a new found confidence all this is in the past Shes got a brand new wardrobe gonna show em off at last Ladies embrace your curves and lets take the ogling men down a notch If they stare at your assets - smile sweetly and stare intently at their crotch! Jan Allison 4th May 2014

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Casarah Nance

Date: 7/28/2014 5:30:00 PM

Haha Oh I wish I had enough to flaunt, I did enjoy it when I was pregnant! Women are as guilty of crotch watching as men are at looking at breasts, so it is a fair trade. I enjoyed the poem very much :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2014 7:20:00 PM

Cas I went up to a size 40 when I was pregnant - never again Lol you could see me come round the corner 5 minutes before the rest of me LOL. Hugs as ever Jan xxx

Robert Lindley

Date: 5/7/2014 5:01:00 PM

A little dose of tit for tat, eh? Pun intended. Last line, tag line was the cheery on top for me. Wonderful read...

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2014 5:05:00 PM

Thanks for the hilarious comment Robert. Hugs Jan xx

Darren Watson

Date: 5/6/2014 2:15:00 PM

Confident and sassy , I love it.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/6/2014 2:22:00 PM

Thanks Darren Hugs as ever Jan xxx

Angie Thomas

Date: 5/6/2014 2:28:00 AM

awesome poem... made me laugh out loud... :P

Jan Allison
Date: 5/6/2014 7:43:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by Angie. Glad you enjoyed the poem. Hugs Jan xxx

Paul Callus

Date: 5/5/2014 4:38:00 PM

This is ever so funny Jan!! Thanks for the laugh:) In the meantime, on a more serious note, hope you're coping ok with family problems. cu // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 5/5/2014 4:41:00 PM

Oh Thanks so much Paul I'm glad i made you smile - just done bawdy limerick for Roy's contest - hope I've not made a boob in it LOL. We are at home now took mum to visit dad today - awaiting his test results tomorrow - got my wings crossed. Hugs and thanks for caring Jan xxxx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 5/4/2014 10:57:00 PM

LOL Loved this an I have to say, that seems like a very fair trade to me!!!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/5/2014 5:24:00 AM

Thanks Arthur - I do try to write with humour. Glad it made you smile. Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/4/2014 9:28:00 PM

I saw someone down here saying sorry for you going thru a bad time. I hope things get better, sweetie.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/5/2014 5:23:00 AM

Yes when we were in the Uk my dad was taken into hospital and mum into a nursing home - see Turmoil. Am coping okish - this place helping me keep insane lol. Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/4/2014 9:27:00 PM

hahaha. this was fun. mine are so OUT there that I am surprised I am not getting stares but I think the men in Utah are very discreet. My hubbie tries to get me to cover them up so guys won't look and I tell him, if they are looking , I am not seeing it!!! Probably if we stared at men's crotches they would like it too much and get the wrong idea!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/5/2014 5:21:00 AM

LOL Andrea - it's all written tongue in cheek - you know my humour by now! Hugs Jan xxx

Deborah Shiells

Date: 5/4/2014 11:15:00 AM

Hi Jan, Oh this one is grand! Made me smile. Your humor is great and your writing is delightful to read. How are you? Sending good wish's. Thinking of you:~) Thanks for sharing this with us. Peace, Deborah

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 2:37:00 PM

So pleased you enjoyed it Deborah. I am coping fine thanks taking mum to see dad in hospital tomorrow - when he's home that will be the hard time for me! Hugs Jan xxx

Mark J. Halliday

Date: 5/4/2014 9:42:00 AM

Funny. Tastefully done, too, considering the topic. Thanks for commenting on Close enough To You/I Want To But I Won't.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 12:23:00 PM

Thanks Mark for dropping by. Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/4/2014 8:57:00 AM

Sorry to hear you are going through a tough time. I have said a prayer for you.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 9:00:00 AM

Thanks Richard for the lovely comment. The support I am getting is overwhelming. Hugs Jan xxx

Jack Ellison

Date: 5/4/2014 8:57:00 AM

YAAAAHOOOOO! Got a huge charge out of this one dear sis! LOL So that's why all the ladies stare at my crotch!!! LOL What a hoot dear Jan! How is your Dad? Loving hugs, Bro XOXOXOX

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 12:27:00 PM

I feel you need to write a poem about it now dear brother. Hugs Jan xxxxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/4/2014 9:11:00 AM

Come to think of it, I always have thought my crotch was my most appealing feature! YEEHAW! XOXOX

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 9:03:00 AM

LOL Jack knowing you I reckon all the ladies never look at your smiling face first lol! We are at the airport now - will phone hospital when we land. Hugs Jan xxx

Peninnah Nganga

Date: 5/4/2014 8:43:00 AM

Hahaha!!!Down here we call them 'FUNDAMENTALS!' me love!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 8:45:00 AM

LOL Well its a 'fundamental' mistake to keep em covered! Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/4/2014 8:27:00 AM

Ha ha, love it, I say even if the ladies do stare, it will not prevent us men from enjoying a woman's lovely form. Small correction second line, you have an extra "up", remove the first one. Thanks for making me smile with this one!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 8:35:00 AM

Thanks Richard. I'm going through a tough time at the moment (see Turmoil) writing this sure has made me smile and I am so glad it made you smile too. Thanks for pointing out my small 'boob' which is now corrected. hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/4/2014 8:06:00 AM

Lol...very lovely indeed...hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 8:11:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by Tim, It made me smile writing it hope it got you smiling too. need something to cheer me up at the moment and writing this sure has lol. Big Hugs as ever Jan xxxxx

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 5/4/2014 7:59:00 AM

Lol, yeah, I am all for it :) Yes!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/4/2014 8:10:00 AM

LOL Toquyen. For some reason I have got a feeling this write may get one or two comments!!! Hugs Jan x