Let Me Have It Then Kiss My Petunia

He cheated on you- what a surprise You’re wife #5 in his pattern of lies Did you think he’d be loyal ‘cause he gave you a ring? Did you think he’d stop flirtin’ and start stayin’ in? Did you think you were special, that you were the one? Puh-lease, you were a way to pay off wife #1! Stop your cryin’ and moanin’, come on, get a grip You were a fool, now get over it Stop wastin’ your time on this ignorant schmuck So what if you love him, who gives a f—k? You’re still pretty; you’re in GREAT shape With your blue eyes, red lips, and heart- shaped face Your blond tresses, your dresses that show off your rack Oh yeah, baby, you’ve got it; you’ve still got back Put on some lipstick and paint your toes red Get some f--k me heels; get outta that bed! You’ve got style and charm and a sexy pout You got it goin’ on; that’s what I’m talkin’ about Don’t dwell on him, on how he did you wrong Get out there and show him you’re still da bomb 9/18/12 For Vienna's "Let me have it then kiss my petunia" contest